When trying to sell your car, what approach do you take to entice customers interest? Well Mr John Conner has decided to take the “true Jedi Pimp” pitch.
Mr Conner’s 2002 BMW M3 has been listed on autotrader.com boasting modifications such as; Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses.
It becomes clear to one, this M3 appeals to a certain market, so Mr Conner decided to list details of just how rewarding driving such a car is:
“This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn’t let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I’m also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I’ve got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I’m a winner! I’m not saying this car will do the same for you but it’s a start. If you’re interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I’ll probably be working out so I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).”
What do you think, is Mr Conner “a winner”, or is this a sign of desperation with a hint of ego issues?
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